BOOTYLICIOUS BREAKDOWN: SOLVIN' THE 3 BODY PROBLEM IN SHORTS SLAYIN'

Let's be real, queens, gravity is a total buzzkill. But when it comes to flexing our curves in these smokin' shorts, we gotta combat that cosmic situation. Think of it like this: the 3 Body Problem is just a bunch of celestial bodies bangin', and our bootylicious bods are the ultimate influence. Struttin' that confidence like it's your birthright